Bleach and It's Absurdity

Just some fun, with Bleach.

For s***s and giggles...

That's just it! I can't take Bleach seriously anymore. It just isn't consistent, noteworthy, or badass! It's just a blob of s*** that doesn't even try to work itself out!

Problems with Bleach:

1: Skewed Continuity -

Where are the Vaizards? What the hell was Soul Society doing before Rukia came along?! Since when did the Fullbring guys come in and how come we've never heard of them before? It all feels like these concepts are being pulled out of nowhere and put into the story with no buildup or controlled plot devices...

2: Consistency -

Seriously, the best example of this came in the latest chapter when Ichigo becomes a shinigami again. WTF?!?! How would stabbing yourself again give you shinigami powers and why hasn't Ichigo thought of this before instead of going through all of that training with the fullbring bulls***. Does transferring reiatsu really make you into a shinigami? Is that all it takes? Then why aren't there any more human shinigamis??? Especially if Soul Society is a global front?!


3: Characters -

The moment side characters become strong they kill one guy, but immediately after, they just suck dick and never win fight ever again... Best examples of this; Ishida, Orihime, Chad, Renji, Kon, and Rukia. Not only is this upsetting, but the whole point that Ichigo is made to be the perfect hero is just plain annoying and uncreative. We need side characters to matter, at least a little bit.



Overall Bleach is total trash right now. There's little to nothing that can save it now, especially for how long the series has gone with these problems just snowballing ahead. We need Tite Kubo to quit Bleach and quit it NOW.

Naruto has a less abundance of these problems, but has different larger problems... More on that later....